Why is every other driver an idiot?

I think I must be getting old. So much about driving annoys me these days, I feel the need to share my frustrations with the world.

1. Drivers who don't pull over to the left on a dual carriageway or motorway. Unless you're overtaking... GET OVER!
2. Drivers who feel the need to drift to the right in order to make a left-hand turn and vice versa. You're not driving an artic, you're in a bloody KIA!
3. People with convertibles who drive around with the roof up in nice weather. Why did you buy it? If you don't want your hair to blow around, buy a hardtop!
4. People who go through the drive-thru at McDonalds and then eat their food in the car park. Surely there must be somewhere more appealing.
5. Tailgaters - this is just plain dangerous - if you're behind me I will brake test you.
6. People who dawdle along at 40mph when the limit is 60 and then arrive at a village and carry on doing 40 even though the limit is 30.
7. Drivers who overtake on wide single carriageway roads even when there is stuff coming the other way (Newark bypass is a prime example). Have you ever wondered what will happen if you meet another moron doing the same thing in the other direction?
8. People whose cars still sport Comic Relief red noses from 1986.
9. BMW drivers.
10. A lorry doing 50mph overtaking another lorry doing 49.5mph and blocking both lanes of a dual carriageway for mile after mile. All lorries should be restricted to the inside lane and only allowed out at night.
11. People who take up two spaces at the supermarket so no-one parks within 4 feet of them. These are usually drivers of kevved up hatchbacks or rally reps.
12. People who don't notice that their indicator is on for mile after mile. This is usually on the motorway after changing lanes - can you not see the flashing light and hear the tick tick tick? At least they bothered to indicate in the first place.
13. People that don't indicate. Every lane change, every roundabout, every junction, they all need indicators. You'd think it cost money to flick the lever. BMW drivers are the worst (see No.9) - indicators must be an optional extra on all BMWs.
14. People who don't want to overtake (fair enough) but also don't leave enough room between them and the vehicle in front to allow other people to overtake.
15. Drivers who drop their fag butts out of the window. It's still littering you know. There is no difference between your dog end and a KFC carton.

Anyway, rant over (for now), feel free to leave your own comments.